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by bigwood22 May 25, 2019
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Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.
John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
by Coboricua March 7, 2021
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Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.
"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.
by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015
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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*
by Potential Man April 16, 2024
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kay woods

Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.
I could really use a Kay woods rite about now!
by Luvno187 September 27, 2020
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Emma Woods

She is most likely married to someone named Jonas woods they both love each other and they would die for each other they have been married for 25 years and still married and Emma is a is a singer and Jonas is a NFL player
Jonas: good morning cutie

Emma Woods good morning baby I love you
by Parker the man March 15, 2022
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