Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020

A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel
..or someone who is chronically online.
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel
..or someone who is chronically online.
by billybob93;3 November 20, 2024

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.
- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is
- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is
- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism
by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008

Welcome to the Internet, Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
by nessyB October 27, 2022

Internet Mindset is a term used to describe how eager people are to see rule34 or some kind of weird fetishes of a certain person or thing
Bro 1: ayo bruh you seen insert show, movie, anime here
Bro 2: yea bruh wish that there was some bondage porn of insert character here
Bro 1: bruh you have a fucking internet mindset dawg
Bro 2: yea bruh wish that there was some bondage porn of insert character here
Bro 1: bruh you have a fucking internet mindset dawg
by ThatOneGuyWhoWatchesAnime July 19, 2019

A girl that posts her self non stop , always on social media keeping up with celebrities, Probably has a snap score of A million with 300 unread messages
Chris : This girl Fine but she post way to much, should I still hit her up?
Bryce: nah bro she a Internet bitch you gone bet played .
Bryce: nah bro she a Internet bitch you gone bet played .
by Niggalations 12345 January 19, 2022
