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Muscatine High School 

Muscatine High School is a large comprehensive high school located in Muscatine, Iowa known mostly for there high drug use and teen pregnancy the school even boasts a day care center, for the children of the students. There are many drug bust every year but they dont seem to help the high school is still the best place to pick up the best drugs in muscatine
"hey dude wannna get high tonight?" "sure but i dont have any bud.. we will have to stop at Muscatine High School and pick up a blunt"
Muscatine High School by MHSSTUDENT February 21, 2010
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Our Lady of Lourdes High School 

(a.k.a. "Where Gum Goes To Die")
This laughable excuse for an educational institution is populated by administrators who have superiority complexes and students who probably could not find their own asses on a map. This school's idea of "diversity" is Irish Catholics vs. Italian Catholics. The only half-decent thing about this place is the teachers, the majority of whom are highly intelligent and wonderful people whose only mistake is to be teaching at this hellhole.
When I graduate from Our Lady of Lourdes High School, I am burning my $60 uniform shoes in Papa John's office.

Oliver Ames High School 

Located in the affluent Easton, Massachusetts, Oliver Ames is a small high school with almost all students being white, although it is becoming more diverse. There really aren't many cliques; its more of a heavy partiers vs. non partiers. The majority of girls who attend Oliver Ames straighten their hair and wear Uggs every single day, regardless of the weather. The kids who go to OA are often refereed to as stuck up, spoiled, wealthy, and preppy. They shudder in fear of the thought of Brockton, or even Stoughton. Easton is boring and there's nothing to do except go to Target, drink, and get high. The football team generally doesn't do so hot, because most of the good athletes go to private schools before freshman year. Girls sports on the other hand are pretty good; they win a championship every few years. Cross Country is like a cult, but in a good way. The music kids always freak out the week before their show, but they pull it all together and it comes out well. The executive board and student council kids are insanely competitive and go full out for Spirit Week. Someone ends up crying. the Prom is always at the Copley in Boston, because the kids here are too good for the Holiday Inn, unlike every surrounding town. The school's mascot is the tiger, and their colors are black and orange.
Timothy: Dude, I'm moving to Easton and going to Oliver Ames High School next year.
Alfred: Aw bro, you're going to become one of those popped collar Abercrombie kids who thinks they're tough and hangs out at Bill's on half days!
Timothy: ...Oh, I'm sorry, I was too busy fanning myself with my money to care about what you just said.
Alfred: Oh no! You're becoming one of them!

Post High School Awesomeness 

The potential for a larger than average amount of awesomeness. A person with Post High School Awesomeness(PHSA) will have a higher sense of self esteem, be the life of the party, and give zero fucks about what people think about them after the hell that is considered high school. It is most commonly found in people that were considered outcasts in high school. Symptoms of PSHA start to appear between high school graduation and the second year of college(If Applicable).
Guy 1: Why does Tim always sit in the corner like that? I swear there's something wrong with that kid.

Guy 2: That's him now.. once we're out of here, he's gonna be pulling more pussy than a lonely old woman.

Guy 1: Really? I'm calling bullshit on that one.

Guy 2: Yea, he's definitely going to have Post High School Awesomeness.

Glasgow High School

♫♪ ..."I'm on the highway to Glasgow High School"...♫♪
Glasgow High School by dslifsdjl February 26, 2013

wicksburg high school

A school that includes but is not limited to the following:
-douchebags who act like their dick is 3x as big as it is
-hoes who try go get pregnant 5x a year
-emos
-teachers
-Mrs. Strickland
Those Wicksburg High School kids will fuck up your life. The teachers probably will too.

Clover High School 

A school in South Carolina full of hicks, spics, and gay niggas
My dad died driving under the influence in front of Clover High School.