happy hour time

A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.

B AND A AND U

Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?

by Purplemarker625 June 7, 2017

peace lawlz and happiness

sort of like the phrase, ''peace love and happiness'' only for either REALLY COOL PEOPLE (sarcasm) that say things like omg, wtf, or lmfao in texts or outloud. outloud is ten times worse though. the other people that say this are those whose mission in life is to make fun of those people, who embaress themselves when they open their mouth.

-merry christmas! peace lawlz and happiness!
-bye, alex, see ya tomorrow! peace lawlz and happiness.
-i'm coming home now mom, don't worry!
okay honny, peace lawlz and happiness.

by grass-the-firecrotch November 11, 2010

saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021

Brake-happy Pappy

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.

"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"

by heartley99 May 15, 2010

happy birthday felicia

When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...

"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia

by JayWayne January 9, 2016

double happiness

Wishing someone happiness two times - one for the present and the other for later on. Often given as a greeting or farewell by holding up two fingers and smiling.

She held up two fingers and smiled as she passed me, wishing me double happiness.

by ambermagic August 23, 2011

slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!

by Dave 6 September 23, 2003