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Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.
Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.
by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
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baby goats mouth

“this makes me want to stick my penis in a baby goats mouth!”
by urdad1938 May 31, 2021
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Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick
by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024
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Throat Goat

A SLUT NAMED BRENDA

Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.
MAN 1: Bro I am so fat, ugly, and all around nasty but I need my dick sucked.

MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.

MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.
by SheAGrossBItch August 21, 2024
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Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.
Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!
by ToastyVA October 16, 2024
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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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