Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

free-bunning

the process by which a female wears no panties over her lady bottom.

Luke: Did you see Paul's Mum?

Dave: Yeah, she was totally free-bunning man. I could see it winking at me..

Luke: You would, wouldn't you?

Dave: Would what?

Luke: Throw your old-chap in her.

Dave: ... yes.

by Lukeus Kellyus January 20, 2009

free dollars

When the patron of a store shoplifts items instead of purchasing them.

How much was that? It was cheap...only free dollars lol.

by mmeez March 22, 2019

Flare Free

Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.

My knee pain went away since eating Flare Free!

by cheflrod August 10, 2022

Free Hotel

If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.

I am enjoying my Free Hotel stay very much!

by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022

free slave

Being born into the servitude of ones choosing.

Why arent we doing what we love all day dog? Shit bruh we were born free slaves.

by NebulaDreams May 2, 2018