Muddy Cow Pie

A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.

“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!

by MCP Squared December 3, 2019

dutch rudder pie

A bunch of guys in a circle "dutch rudder" each other onto a pie. The last one to cum has to eat it.

Mike came second so he didn't have to eat the dutch rudder pie.

by snakedya May 31, 2010

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.

I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.

by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010

filipina cream pie

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.

I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.

by Asianpoker October 16, 2021

mushroom pie

they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!

the mushroom pie joined the choir

by adad May 29, 2003

Merm Steak Pie

A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...

merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...

(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)

I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.

by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010

pie-ers remorse

The extreme and debilitating guilt which emerges immedietly after eating a large and decadent portion of desert. The culprit might be a slice of pie--but could also be cake, ice-cream, cookies, or any other high fat food choice. Pie-ers remorse generally results in several hours of lethargy and self-loathing until the remorse wears off.

I really enjoyed that dinner dear, but eating that enormous slice of fudge-brownie pie has given me pie-ers remorse. I think I'll just go home and sit and watch Law and Order reruns for the rest of the night.

by David Woodard July 17, 2007