Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a girl squirts or guy ejaculates from anal sex

Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!

Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.

by Squidslimer March 20, 2021

Fire Breathing Dragon

Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.

“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”

by WeinerWednesdays June 8, 2022

Louisiana Fire Truck

When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.

The only way I will have sex with that woman is using a Louisiana Fire Truck

by Tattle Tail June 9, 2016

Louisiana Fire Dragon

When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.

Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!

Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!

by Greatness Unfolding June 15, 2019

Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014

Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

Oklahoma Box Fire

When slather a nice coat of hot sauce or icy hot on you ex’s dildo.

She will know I know when she finds herself in an Oklahoma Box Fire with no water gun.

by Big Church Blake September 1, 2022