A salty “how would you even do that” and “what even is that” white woman who loves to eat gumdrops and brag about being from Chicago even though she’s from Croatia. Avoid at all costs because she is angry and lecherous
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. From the TV series Criminal Minds, “pulling an emily” means faking your death and coming back after an amount of time. This is because in season 7, Emily Prentiss faked her death because of the danger she was in because of Ian Doyle. She came back after the danger had passed. While the TV show had her fake her death because of danger, the context this is used in is usually just a way to get out of relationships or embarrassing situations.
by sassyaunt December 3, 2020
Get the pulling an emilymug. Emilie Campbell is a shy girl who loves dogs. She loves caring for people and is normally the mother of the group and loves to watch anime.
She normally has stuff going on at home but never lets it show.
She is the most mature and childish person ever.
She is fun and is a great friend to have.
She normally has stuff going on at home but never lets it show.
She is the most mature and childish person ever.
She is fun and is a great friend to have.
by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021
Get the emilie Campbellmug. A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.
by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 28, 2018
Get the emily woodsmug. Emily is an often misunderstood bewildering anomoly that speaks and acts holistically without contrition or malice.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
"Whoa! Did you just sign and wedge a peace treaty in my insula to stop the conflict of self-criticism?!"
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".
by kutchandmurph March 4, 2024
Get the Emilymug. An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. She is a beautiful person with a kind heart. She loves to play games with her boyfriend. With brown hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Emily is the best girlfriend ever
by Himmler November 23, 2021
Get the Emilymug.