Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

Dump Zone

When a person defecates inside the box of a calzone or pizza, closes it, and labels it "dump zone" in a public area for others to open and discover.

GGZ created a dump zone in a DP Dough box at UCONN and left it in the freshmen dorm room.

by Wwilly September 14, 2018

Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018

Dump Bird

Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.

The sky is full of dump birds. There must be a refuse centre nearby.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s March 28, 2018

Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.

**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump

by Trappa-keepa May 14, 2018

Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018

Dump

A group of 3 or more bros who travel in a pack, leaving a trail of Axe body spray in their wake.

I saw a dump of bros leaving Abercrombie to go meet some basic bitches.

by Johnny Rotten May 25, 2018