The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.
by llVIU October 12, 2025
Get the davidmug. by anonymous May 19, 2022
Get the Davidmug. 
This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug. A deadbeat who’s never around.
Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!
Mind fucks you
Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid
Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow
Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!
Mind fucks you
Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid
Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow
by 100 Facts November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Alfred hitzelsperger June 24, 2020
Get the David marshallmug. David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-
Man. I fucking love David.
by Strawberryqueen.05 November 14, 2020
Get the Davidmug.