Dad

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by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019

Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 2, 2020

Harrison's Dad

Bender

Wow yo have a Harrison's Dad dad

by Bumberclat ting January 2, 2020

Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Dad

a piece of shit

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again

by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020

Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020