An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.
by NKY Opinion Master October 18, 2025
Get the Convergys Caper mug.The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025
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"Did you listen to Sabrina Carpenter's new single?"
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
by bluedays500 December 15, 2025
Get the Sabrina Carpenter mug.The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
by The Comic November 5, 2012
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The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"
Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"
"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"
Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"
"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"
by Cthuluu January 13, 2013
Get the Tighten your cape mug.Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
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