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Crayning 

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus
Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!
Crayning by Cuntano June 21, 2012

très cray

Paul: Bitches be cray cray.

Dave: Nah mate, bitches be très cray.
Paul: da fuk? you french or summat?
Dave: nah mate...
très cray by pixo September 1, 2013

Crap from crayola 

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.
You don't know crap from crayola.
Crap from crayola by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

white crayon 

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.
I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

brown crayon 

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.
Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?
brown crayon by Fred Foo August 26, 2007

Purple Crayon

That white girl loves the purple crayon
Purple Crayon by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.
The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy
Woke-o-cracy by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020