LAN-cold 

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

LAN-cold by Lethan December 15, 2009

echo cold 

After being off of work or school for being sick you return to a huge pile of work waiting for you causing you to stress and work late nights, which leads to an echo cold.

Can be used to refer to a cold caused by an earlier sickness for any reason.

I've been up so late doing make-up work I'm developing an echo cold.

echo cold by FerreThoughts March 4, 2010

Nuts Cold 

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

Nuts Cold by dm84z28 May 10, 2010

Stealth Cold 

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

Stealth Cold by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Raisiningly cold 

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

Raisiningly cold by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

dick cold 

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

dick cold by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

hiv cold 

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

hiv cold by k1b5 May 25, 2016