anal toothbrush

Fucking a girl from behind, finger banging her asshole, and then brushing her teeth with your finger and her shit on it.

That girl Sarah has bad breath this morning. I gave her an Anal toothbrush last night.

by Bossmon 34 June 10, 2016

anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

Anal Dweller

One who is infatuated with putting their body parts or other sexual oriented things in the anus.

His girlfriend told me that he is one serious anal dweller.

by Mr. Inkredible May 3, 2009

anal sex

When u sticc ya dicc in her ass.

John: "I had anal sex with a stripper last night."

by Didacus_ June 4, 2018

anal-x

When two people spread their buttcheeks and touch buttcracks forming an x-shape with their buttcheeks.

The couple decided to try a new sexual method called the anal-x, so they spread their asscheeks and touched their cracks.

by hairysasquatchkilla February 21, 2011

anal hurst

The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.

I scored the hatrick with the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

by Demarius December 14, 2008

anal hurst

The act of insert the penis and both testes in to the recipients anus be it man or woman

I scored the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

by Therons December 24, 2008