Nerd Flap

The vagina of an extremely intelligent, educated, nerdy woman, preferably wearing glasses.

What do you want to do tonight bro? Man I really want to go find me some me some Nerd Flap!

Man I just landed a BAD bitch with a PHD! I'm officially upgraded to some Nerd Flap!

by TenMinusNine May 22, 2018

Nerd

A geek.

Someone who wears fake "nerdy" glasses.
Someone who wears suspenders, fake glasses, and bowties
Someone who thinks of themself as a nerd, yet cannot hold an intelligent debate.

That guys a total nerd

by Streamus November 13, 2022

Nerd Tears

"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.

"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".

"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".

by Butter Toons June 1, 2022

Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.

“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

“Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”

by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018

Cunt of Nerds

Baker's dozen is 13
Cunt of Nerds is 8

That trivia team is a Cunt of Nerds.

How many tacos you want...a Cunt of Nerds

by Sandtrap Couillard August 2, 2023

The Cool Nerd

Only one man is worthy of the elite title of "The Cool Nerd" His name is Vic and he is by far not only the smartest man I have ever known, he is hands down the sexiest man to walk the planet earth. No man can ever take his place. No man can compete with his pretty boy swag with sexy geek twist. His capabilites in the bedroom are incrumensurable. 8f you were lucky enough to have the opportunity to call yourself His girlfriend then consider it an honor. All the other girls hoping for a turn to be by his side ... Don't bother trying because he has found his queen and they were destined to be together, he will not leave her under any circumstances.

Girl look at that fine ass guy over there!!

Nah ... That's the cool nerd ... he's taken

by The Cool Nerds Girl September 10, 2021

Nerd

A person that wears glasses

Look at that nerd over there all into reading that book.

by Technogolf August 29, 2018