josh

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a huge dick with a smaller penis that looks like a soggy shrimp
Harold wrote this definition as a gift for Christmas, Josh. Not Colin
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He is the type of guy who's very clingy, chonky, yet handsome, he also tends to fall inlove with a girls whos first letter starts with A.

For ex. Ashlee
"Holy fuck, josh is hugging ashlee. TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS NOW AND LET US USE IT AS BLACK MATERIAL HAHA"
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“hey have you met the new kid”
“yeah he’s an asshole, what’s his name”
“Josh”
“yeah that explains it”
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Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
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A jewish guy that lives on a farm and is a huge redneck
guy 1: hey have u heard of josh.

guy 2: yeah that jew raped my cow
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Josh go suck my left toe lotsa love christy xoxo
Ps. Josh has stinky earholes
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