Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

Wet Willy

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick

James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc

by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021

Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021

Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)

Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!

by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021

bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy

Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)

by coolgirll May 10, 2021

rezes.wifey

🐶💦

rezes.wifey? Yeah her content is 🐶💦.

by Grahmcrackersyumm June 1, 2021

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021