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Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking
The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me
by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021
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Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public
Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.
by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017
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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
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Wank nozzle

Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.
Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle
by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021
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a nigel danger wank..

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
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hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
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