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Iowa Honey Wars

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)
The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb
by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017
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Turkish War of Independence

The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.
"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."
by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017
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two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.
Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war
by ISbit February 18, 2017
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world war p

The time in which a girl tells her boyfriend she’s on her period but doesn’t want to embarrass herself by saying it out loud
Babe, it’s world war p and you don’t wanna know.
by Thatonegirl017 February 7, 2018
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truth and reality war

The inherently unresolvable conflict between the things individuals believe.
Because each individual comes to believe the things he or she believes as a result of his or her experiences, different individuals will always have certain beliefs which are different or even opposite the beliefs others have, and at different times will in some way need to fight in what is the "truth and reality war."

Beliefs are thoughts linked to an emotion.

"Live and let live."
by but for February 15, 2018
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truth and reality war

The inherently unresolvable conflict between the things individuals believe.
Because each individual comes to believe the things he or she believes as a result of his or her experiences, different individuals will always have certain beliefs which are from different to opposite the beliefs others have, and at different times will need to fight in the "truth and reality war."

Beliefs are thoughts linked to an emotion.

"Live and let live."
by but for February 15, 2018
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world war III

a war started by trump trying to stop an imaginary war to start a new war because he has a microscopic, little, small-scale, compact, tiny, bijou, portable, miniature, mini, and gay pp and brain
we will all die in world war III due to Kim JOng Un NUkes.
by Rhhr January 9, 2020
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