The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
Get the Turtles mug.A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Get the horny turtle mug.I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
Get the Scaring The Turtle mug.Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022
Get the turtle heart mug.may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
Get the Turtle mug.It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
by Kuma69 September 26, 2020
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