turdkey

A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving

Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021

Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002

Turkeys

A user of the Flying Turkey message board.

Look at those Turkeys post.

by Magus December 11, 2004

Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!

It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!

by Daniella T February 11, 2006

Turker Wilfrid

An English Saint from back in the day. Has recently been baptised. THE RIGHTEOUS

Amen, nice Church, Turker Wilfrid.

by jacobsartoriusisfit November 15, 2021

Thick thurkey

A fat pussy

I tried hookin’ up with this chick because my friends told me she was real tight but turns out she had a thick thurkey. Her name was Selma.

by ThickThurkey October 26, 2017

Caroline’s Turkeys

A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.

At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.

by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020