Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by August 15, 2021

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 11, 2019

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 05, 2020

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 31, 2020

Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.

eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"

by PPlikher March 17, 2020

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 01, 2020