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Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad
by Robert Worden May 5, 2018
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salader

a salader is a person who likes salad ... i mean really likes salad - they will be happy to knock up a salad at any given moment, usually without warning
one day the saladers are going to take over the world and eat salad together while patting their cats.. warning: stock up in avocados for new world order currency
by moxaku May 10, 2022
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Frankston salad

How a huge night needed to get on the Frankston salad in the morning
by Byrnesunit January 2, 2024
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Salad Wacking

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’
by retarded salad January 27, 2021
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Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
by Section A December 17, 2013
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Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
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