Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

January 16th

Slime the bop’s boyfriend day

Did you hear that January 16th is slime the bop’s boyfriend day? We all doing ts

by Quickeeey October 18, 2025

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

January 28th

28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

by pR1zm4 February 4, 2021

January

The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!

January is the beginning of the year and is when you can almost fix everything.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020

January 19th

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

Debty January

When you're broke or in debt in January, especially after making bad money decisions in December.

After a detty December, the family now has to experience a debty January.

by Tryyah December 20, 2022