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good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
by deedeeC May 9, 2016
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Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019
mugGet the Texas rangersmug.

texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.
mugGet the texas softballmug.

West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
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Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
mugGet the Corpus Christi, Texasmug.

texas cherry

A Texas cherry is when you pop a girls cherry, than continue to drink the blood and then throw it up in her eyes. Originated in Texas
Bro, I just gave this girl a Texas cherry
by hoop gods December 6, 2017
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Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
by cobrafang May 19, 2021
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