To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
by Dman January 9, 2023

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”
by #CB November 21, 2018

by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022
