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Shit Show

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
wow crocodile dundee is new at this shit show, better roll some more poopy cigs!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022
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josh showe

josh showe is the most caring, kind, sweet, amazing, funny, human being created. god did soooo good with creating this one and his parents did amazing raising him. everyone says nobody perfect, but when it comes to josh showe, i would have to disagree. he makes you laugh no matter what mood you’re in. he’s the reason that you wake up and go to sleep smiling each night and morning. he’s the reason that you go to school when you really don’t want to. if you’re with josh showe, you should feel lucky and privileged. he’s one of those boys that is always on your mind, and you can’t get over. his smile is enough to make your whole day and light up the entire room. his light brown hair and green eyes hook you instantly. you get jealous when you see josh showe with other girls, and sad when he dates/likes a girl that’s not you. but you also have so many feelings for josh showe, you think about them all the time.. 24/7 but can never put them into words. and you can never tell him how you feel.. i really love you josh showe :) 💙 (oh how i wish i could say that in person)
me: yah i really like josh showe.. he’s a real cutie
friend: yeah he makes me laugh all the time.

me: that’s my man.
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abart show

The expression you use when someone is exaggerating something.
Kaan abartma amk. Abart show başladı yine.
by Bernarrd September 5, 2021
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Show-Off

To show off something good you have/had which is usually offensive to people
such as. a car, house, money, electronics, clothes, shoes, family.
it’s best to keep that to yourself, Don’t show it off to a bunch of
people or you be a “Wendy” like i put how “show-off” is used in a conversation
Jackson:
Wendy said she owns a Pink Lamborghini, a Luxury Modern Mansion, Gucci, Dior, and Chanel. and
Sephora!
Amber: Geez, what a show-off!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 19, 2022
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show-wee

Combination purpose visit into the bathroom using the shower and toilet on the same trip.
Hey Mom, I'm going to show-wee now. Be ready in a couple minutes.
by earlybird June 8, 2015
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Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time
by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019
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The Jax And Sandy Show

I will sub to The Jax And Sandy Show
by JaxsandyDictionary2 January 25, 2021
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