Metal Lan'd

The same as metal dan, but instead of razor blades to spread the victims anus you use butchering knives and meat clever to perform the action.

The butcher metal lan'd my wife as he tried to get in her.

by Mr. Snop September 18, 2018

metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.

The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

Metal Gear

A game that has a very funny meme from it, as shown below.

SSSNAAAKEE!!! -Metal Gear

by YourAMemeOneMrDitch September 20, 2019

Metal

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

HEAVY METAL FROGGING

Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.

Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!

by 666blxck October 22, 2023

Full Metal Tappin'

In reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket, Full Metal Tappin' involves an individual 'Taking a Blinker' off an empty cartridge or disposable, absolutely frying the user's esophagus and leaving a burnt charcoal taste stuck in their mouth.

Darius: yo whatchu got trav smokin on that shi smell like boof
Donte: Naw iss jus burnt as fuck he Full Metal Tappin' the jawn
Darius: Ah hell naw get this nigga a respirator XD

by SPButters November 2, 2023

Fairgrounds Metal

Lesser known thrash, hardcore punk, funk metal, groove, heavy, or hybrid genre band. Not your average metal music! Very loud, festive, driving, chaotic, intense and wild similar to stadium metal. Fairgrounds Metal is a highly nostalgic yet nearly forgotten music from the fun nights of the big rides of the 80’s-early 00’s at your state fair. As day dream inducing as any good old tunes genre and as festive and fun as mariachi, rock, honky tonk, bluegrass, etc. fairgrounds metal makes one reminisce of one’s fun times as a child, teenager, fun outing with family, or a group of friends… just all around good times (or some bad) or memories of better times which is why these tunes deserve a slang term that describes their feel or overall energy

Fairgrounds Metal. Tunes or bands along the lines of Biohazard, Pro-Pain, Metallica, Anthrax, Mordred, Judas Priest Cro-Mags, Keel, Raven, Fastway, Pissing Razors, Fear Factory, Merauder, Mudvayne etc. it’s not the genre that is described as fairgrounds Metal but rather the feel or energy a certain song or band carries

by NeonMirror November 13, 2021