Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drumS are too quite, guitar has no aksEnts, trak looks longEr than it aktually is, & tEmpo is alwaYs changing its “Porridge”

1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

People Present:
TJ
JDM Guitars
Habs
Fansy Krutch
tooutdamn
theMekanik
Etc.

Example #1
Motorhead the band has a song kalled "Overkill" it is the epitome of Porridge Metal Musik

Example #2
Motorhead - Overkill is total porridge

by theMekanik December 16, 2023

metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012

metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.

The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

Metal Lan'd

The same as metal dan, but instead of razor blades to spread the victims anus you use butchering knives and meat clever to perform the action.

The butcher metal lan'd my wife as he tried to get in her.

by Mr. Snop September 18, 2018

Metallic Punk

A punk sterotype who everyone calls neon punk but is metallic punk instead.

Fashion includes:
.pircings
.cool pants
.long hair
.an acessory that is always worn
.colorful tops
.flip flops
.eyeliner and lipgloss ONLY!
Attitude
.Liar (not often)
.cool
.nice
.jealous or mad often
.loves rock things
.has lots of hobbies!
.happy
Metallic Punk is also known as MP for short. MPS are very nice people with unique styles and lives.

Dude: Are you neon punk cau-
MP: Shut up, I'm Metallic Punk, live with it!
Dude: THAT IS SO COOL!!!
MP: Thanks, wanna be metallic punk too?
Dude: YEAH!

by sammey13 December 20, 2009

Metal Shitting

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory

Just got done with some metal shitting.

by King Glizzy April 4, 2021

Undeath metal

Undeath metal (or Christian death metal) is a genre of heavy metal music that is stylistically closet to the sound of death metal, but those artists are either directly against satanism prevalent in death metal, even those artists lyrics are about rape & cannibalism, or promote Christianity in their lyrics and imagery.

Lightforce Is An Undeath metal band

by Gage Thompson April 8, 2017