hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it

"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole

Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻

by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023

Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.

Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!

by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011

Montana Sausage Grinding

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana

Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”

Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”

by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014

Sausage fest

Sausage fest are when it’s 1 girl and 10 guys trying to get the same girl

When at a party you might here damn it’s a sausage fest in here

by Doors lamps 345 November 21, 2021