Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

by Plumbermark March 14, 2025

sausage-ing

sticking your penis into someone else’s foreskin

You love sausage-ing

by William Edward Ramsey March 16, 2025

Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

Sausage Throater

A person who deep throats a penis.

Hey! "sausage throater" how's business ya twat.

by Dman76 March 26, 2025

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025

Montana Sausage Grinding

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana

Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”

Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”

by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025