The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 7, 2025

Wee wee sausage

A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.

Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.

by shilohistired July 15, 2023

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

Glossy sausage

Sex move where a man busts a nutt in a girls vagina and then immediately puts his glossy sausage in her mouth

"He busted in me then presented his glossy sausage for me to suck"

by Rowdy83 July 25, 2023

Sydney sausage

A Australian man’s penis that has been through a meat grinder with oil dropped on by 3 old men

That guy seriously got a Sydney sausage

by BobberTheWise July 27, 2023

Sausage Pasta

A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.

Look at sausage pasta over there

by pasta.scran2990 August 17, 2023

sausage talker

One who talks bigger than they are or acts exaggerated/aloof with their discussion.

I can only drink $80 bottles of wine, anything else gives me a headache.

Oh Darla, quit being a sausage talker.

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023