Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
by Sneaky Heap November 02, 2018
by Dairydaddy June 19, 2022
a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009
Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers
person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
by smilingontime October 19, 2011
Dodges child support with lightning speed like a nigga no cap all fax no printer all tree no branch<3
by slaveowner123 May 15, 2021
by joemammy September 03, 2016