bay porn

porn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-America ending

similar to Destruction Porn

Guy: hey man, have you seen Knowing?
Man:yeah guy, total bay porn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
Guy:nice, any explosions?
Man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
Guy: also nice

by das aryan October 12, 2011

Coffee Porn

It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.

Taste my coffee porn
Watch my coffee porn

by Chris Abagotado June 9, 2009

Inflation Porn

Fetishizing over rising prices of random products or commodities. Posting charts and graphs of mundane items

Did you see Stewie's post? It was a chart of the price of jumper cables. It went up 500%, peak inflation porn right there.

by Thor's cousin March 21, 2022

Fart Porn

A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.

Oh man you Fart Porned me

by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006

gay porn

very un-appealing.some peple actually like it.its disturbing if its not real porn.

tim and tom were making a gay porno.

by aerocromister87 April 8, 2009

raven porn

a heavily furry porn based on a dude that has a bird fetish... and is a ps3 whore...

<raven> i like furry loli with birds a.k.a raven porn
<raven> i am a ps3 whore

by hmmmmmmmmmmm December 8, 2007

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016