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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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Speed Bag the Pickle

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
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Pickling

Pickling is the act of using a pickle as a sounding round, ie. inserting it into one's urethra
"yo I was gonna take that goth chick home last night but then she told me she was into pickling so I dipped out"
by Nicholas McFrost February 26, 2023
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Pickle Daddy

Similar to a Sugar Daddy but instead of money for sex it's pickles as emotional support (a kind deed). A Pickle Daddy will surprise recipients by ordering pickles on InstaCart or Amazon Fresh for a person in need.
"Pickle Daddy sent me pickles last week because I posted an Instagram story about gettin ghosted from a guy I like."
by @vanessaLpowell January 6, 2024
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Pickle Husker

"Ryan's favorite artists are Justin Bieber and Girls Aloud. I think he's gay."

"Ryan is definitely a pickle husker."
by prince.ralph April 10, 2010
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Salts my pickles

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy
That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.
by SMaK February 19, 2020
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shuckle the pickle

to sling or throw something a far distance
wow alison u slung that so far you really did a shuckle the pickle
by scooby 🎠 November 24, 2019
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