one word

to say fuck around moms and dads....

like dude your life is so one word

by crackattack212 December 29, 2007

one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

One love

Used to describe a love for something or someone that is pure and perfect and true.

My one love for Topher Grace cannot be expressed by words.

by erica January 29, 2004

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Step One

The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.

When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.

by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009

Safe one

An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK

Tali: "I did like a million pieces of work today!"
Tom: "Safe one babes"

by twg1993 May 2, 2011

roust one

to smoke a blunt filled with weed. preferrably georgia peach flavored wraps

Yo dude do you want to roust one later today.

by lilpimpA45 May 18, 2006