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Kevin

Kevin is just a rainbow alpaca
Kevin.
by Treeman46295 April 21, 2022
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kevin shaw

Handsome gentleman. One of whom is very certain of everything they say. Delivers adventures out like breadcrumbs being thrown to ducks and pigeons.
He was so demonstrable with his speech about toys and candy, especially when closing with free presents to the crowd; it was like a Kevin Shaw in action.
by Jackson life November 23, 2021
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Kevin hill

Some fatty that reps dingle and his mar wears strap ons the fat tranny
Yo Kevin hill ye fat mate
by Mrtunatip July 31, 2025
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Kevin

Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. his charms and personality will attract you so easily and he smells like heaven. he will give you attention and send you goodmorning/goodnight messages. he will care for you a lot and always check up on you. he's a popular boy with dark, pretty hair. he will protect you any way he can, and will always forever be on your side. he is really smart but doesn't try hard in any subjects. his smile will leave you breathless.
friend: your boyfriend kevin seems so sweet!
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
by biggest simp February 1, 2022
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Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
The name Kevin: Gross
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
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Kevin

Ts kinda kevin ngl
by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025
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