Goated balls

When one's balls are so exquisite and delicious that they earn the title G.o.a.t (greatest of all time)

anyone tryna play with these goated balls

by ball tickler 69 August 27, 2023

Thicky Nicky The goat

Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.

Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦

by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021

throat goat

ari

aris a throat goat

by ferarri69 May 27, 2022

goat

goat is ronaldo ,yes the portuguese one who does siuu and has oil money and asks everyone what color is your georgina

whos the goat of football?

by andy's nuts August 13, 2023

Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.

Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.

by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !

Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat

by South Host May 25, 2024