Morgan moment

Getting overly excited about music and then waffling about it with interesting facts.

Hank: Hey did you see Daft Punk released a new song?
Joey: Yea it’s was meant to be in the random access memory album, they released a behind the scenes a few days ago explain how it was made.
Hank: you’re having a Morgan moment

by Notalexsgf December 17, 2023

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 17, 2023

Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 26, 2023

Morgoblex

A person who has undergone a profound spiritual transformation, embracing a new set of beliefs and values. This individual has moved away from previous negative influences, symbolized by the identification with Satan, and has chosen to align with positive, redemptive forces, symbolized by the acceptance of Jesus.

"After the profound spiritual experience, John felt as if a powerful force of Morgoblex transformation had swept through his life, leaving behind a renewed sense of purpose and a deep connection with his faith."

by V.REN.M January 11, 2024

morgancore

Morgancore is an aesthetic associated with anything odd. Usual niche pop culture moments, unsettling pictures, or anything cunty.

It originated from a really really micro celebrity, making anything she liked into "morgan"core.

Girllll that picture is so morgancore

Literally morgancore

That video is peak morgancore

by burgerprincess69 January 17, 2024

Morgan

Hot sexy monkey

Baby: I like Morgan

Guy: yeah he’s a hot sexy monkey

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024

morgancore

to tell everybody your problems so they feel bad for you and you get attention, but never trying to fix them and just using them as ammo if people try to attack you.

I’m literally so depressed and bipolar and sad and I have an eating disorder and I don’t like my dad and everyone hates me and I’m suicidal.

Damn bro, not gonna lie, you’re kinda morgancore.

by bibo.com February 11, 2024