Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Max 🅱️

Max 🅱️ Is a song by A$AP Rocky and it is way better than Pushin 🅿️

“Max 🅱️ Is underrated asf my guy. people should be saying 🅱️Over🅿️”

by PP handler January 19, 2022

looks-max

Mewing to be Goated. Have expert gyatt skills.

He looks-maxs to w-rizz livvy dunne

by Looks-Maxer February 21, 2024

Yap-maxing

someone that can't stop yapping

JOOO this guys is such a yap-maxer

Sara is always yap-maxing

by Kyrahisahottie March 23, 2025

Max Rong

the cutest.

This is a fact that everyone knows.

Oh my god, I’d say YOURE the cutest but Max Rong exists.

by maxrongiscuter May 12, 2022

Max

The overlord of the ZigZag Zone Discord server

Person 1: Max banned me
Person 2: L

by A MAN WITH A VERY SMALL PENIS November 4, 2020