MONSTER

the reference of taking a big wad of crap

chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!

by TAT1azn April 4, 2009

Monster

1) Commercial energy drink, much like red bull or rockstar, but with somewhat of a smoother taste

2) A very scary, albeit imaginary creature

3) Someone who truly should not be called human, such as Mengele, Charles Manson, etc.

1. Dudee, I'm really craving a monster right about now...

2. HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKIN MONSTER!

3. Does someone like a Nazi doctor need an example?

by B10NDO April 16, 2009

Monster

A delicious energy drink that makes you feel good but harms you body :0

Joey:Can I have some of that.?

Chirss:My monster energy drink?

by Araceliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 22, 2009

pretty monster

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm

Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!

by Jess November 18, 2003

Hair Monster

a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore

wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster

by Tyler Fitzcharles May 24, 2007

3rd party monster

Two faced people are those actors and actresses of the human race who will show one face to a particular audience, and another face to another audience. The problem their audience have to deal with is they don’t know which face is real. It is a problem because, in real life, interacting with other human beings isn’t a theater act. Gossip and backstabbing have real consequences to the emotions and reputations of people.

But, before we judge, let us aim to understand. Why are some people two faced? One of the possible reasons is to keep friendship options open. A person may not like another person but doesn’t have anyone else at the moment. The two faced monster reveals itself when a third person comes along more suited to the monster’s personality and the old friend becomes expendable. I guess another way to put it is this: some people finish high school, and even graduate from college, and still manage never to grow up.

Another reason is an acquired aversion against confrontation and aggression. This is particularly true among many Asian cultures where confrontation is frowned upon and aggression is discouraged. Children are taught early in life to just ‘grin and bear it.’ Of course, by the time these children become adults, they are just about suffocating from the grinning mask they’ve had on for so long that they need an outlet. But as they’ve been reared to believe that confrontation and aggression is wrong, the outlet becomes talking behind other peoples’ backs.
3rd party monster

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005