kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 06, 2020

Kick a Joel day

On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries

Boy do i love Kick a Joel day

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022

ima kick you in the schnoz

A line said be by Goku when he met Frieza in DBZ Abridged (A Parody of DBZ)

Goku: Are you that Freezer guy
Freiza: I am Lord Freezer yes
Goku: Great ima kick you in the schnoz
Frieza: Excuse thats a new one

by ImaKickYouInTheSchnozGoku April 27, 2018

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 02, 2020

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 01, 2020

Kick dick December

Feel free to kick anyone’s dick free all December 😔

“Why’d you kick my dick bro?” “It’s kick dick December bro”

by Your local meme October 02, 2020

gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world

Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there

by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017