Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.

"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"

by Lardext May 29, 2020

Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.

Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you

by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020

Jacob

the gayest kid you will ever meet.

Jacob keeps staring at the kids using the urinals at school

by Jshduxneud February 11, 2020

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a massive cock!

Girl- “Oh my god you dick is so big!”
Jacob Joyce- “Yeah I know.”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

jacob

A Jacob is a very dumb nobhead and tends to go out with boys :)

u are such a jacob

by bignoob69420 February 16, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)

Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.

by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020