january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes

*plays a prank on a friend*
”dude wtf”

”its january jokes bro”

by daybear January 27, 2023

January 6th journalists

I'm technically one of those...

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

January 14

National tell your crush you like them day if

you have a crush tell them you like them on January 14

I told my crush I like her because it’s January 14

by Jitterbug29 January 13, 2022

january 15

cole sprouse day
the day cole sprouse goes on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

on january 15, cole sprouse WILL go on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

by cmliliaep March 20, 2021

Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023

Januari 9th

They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"

"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"

They killed someone

Look out for people born on Januari 9th.

by YourLocalFelixyes September 23, 2022