January 7th

January seventh is national kiss your ex day

You: *kisses ex*
Ex: EW WHY DID YOU KISS ME?
You: Because it’s January 7th
Ex: ohhhh

by Bigmommymilker January 7, 2022

January 21

National "I love cheese " day

you: hey geo, is January 21
geo: huh?
yes: i love cheese

by RAAHHHHH November 4, 2022

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 14

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT

January 14 is so cool, im gonna kiss him today i promise

by Greystorb January 13, 2022

January 17th

This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!

by peanut butter butt January 2, 2020

January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.

<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.

by !JayAm! December 13, 2021