Reece James

The best right back in the world

Oh look it’s Reece James who’s better than that Trent cunt

by RJDD May 28, 2022

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James Tonge

A tall lanky German bloke who likes beasteality

Hay is that james Tonge fucking that horse

by Jimbober2535 December 19, 2021

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James Gunn

That mf who killed Captain Boomerang

I will never forgive you for what you did, James Gunn

by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022

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James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

by rswamy February 8, 2022

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James Pitts

James Pitts, a pure sweetheart, gentlemen and a deep thinker. He’s good at complimenting and making you feel special. Is a good clicker with a decent size dick. He’s an adventurous man with lots of energy, he’ll also protect no matter what. He’s also a pure savage with all the right intentions, and smells of wood and pepper. Also with tendency of doing weed. Also very strong, with rock hard abs.

“Damn I need a James Pitts to keep me happy”.

by The Desire August 9, 2021

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