morgan woods

The biggest joke ever to grace the existence of Rust he is trash ass at pvp, and everything he does. Furthermore Morgan cheats on his "X Girlfriend" to which he has a small phallus, and deserves nothing more than a useless Rust addiction.

Hey morgan Woods hows your girl xD - switzy
Im better with m2 than you morgay - shocks
eh - dream

by 123rustpvpgod November 21, 2018

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.

Life is a pathless wood

by Halal_ink November 14, 2019

k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 4, 2022

jack woods

A taller version of jack Widman

Jack woods is a very tall wood

by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019