snake pig

background - old chinese
cubes of jelly found in chinese restaurants

'shit me, that snake pig jelly was delicious'

by bob January 27, 2005

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Pig Headed Jerk

a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side

I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.

by Sparky99 November 15, 2007

Guatemalan Guinea Pig

Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.

Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.

by Big Randall February 21, 2011

Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.

A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!

by charlesmartel April 27, 2009

money hungry pig

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he or she will overstep ethical boundaries to obtain it.

Bruce Reed is a money hungry pig

by Butthole Bob July 24, 2008

pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2017