Deep House Thursday

The greatest fucking day of the week. Only the deepest of house music can be played on this day. From before sunrise, to long after sunset, house music will be exclusively played everywhere.

ITS FUCKING DEEP HOUSE THURSDAY!!!!

by Another frat guy September 16, 2020

House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022

Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

American Football House

The house located on 704 W High St in Urbana, Illinois that was pictured on the cover of midwest emo band American Football’s 1999 eponymous debut album. Being the only image attached to the band for years, it has become something of a meme within indie/emo circles. Any trve emo enjoyer must make a pilgrimage to the house at some point in their life.

American Football Fan #1: Are we ever gonna make our pilgrimage to the American Football House?

American Football Fan #2: Let’s drive down there over spring break, there’s gonna be a house show and party.

by donaman March 27, 2022

every room in the house

Response to the phrase "get a room" when wildly making out, inscenuating that the accuser is being hypocritical, thus causing them to mind their own business.

"Hey you two, get a room!" says Jess. "Oh haha, every room in the house, Jess!" says Anna, then Jess slinks away powned.

by Phoenix Titan March 6, 2005

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008

Waffle Housing

The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.

Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.

Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.

Charlie: Yes Sir!

Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??

Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...

by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009