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Hershey Hat

Decorative headwear for penises primarily consisting of fecal matter recently acquired from one's indulging of anal insertion.
I tried anal sex and all I got was this lousy Hershey hat.
by Mike Hawk Enyurmauf March 9, 2017
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wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."
by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
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Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.
We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.
by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016
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jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting
by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016
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Grouper Hats

A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.
"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."
by Scotty McDiddle October 5, 2016
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lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once
God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!
by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
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