saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 28, 2021

Brake-happy Pappy

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.

"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"

by heartley99 May 14, 2010

happy hour time

A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.

B AND A AND U

Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?

by Purplemarker625 June 07, 2017

Happy birthday Colin

When it’s someone’s birthday it’s Colin birthday, everyday of the week is Colin birthday. Wish Colin happy birthday no matter what time and day of the year.

Happy birthday buddy...Happy birthday Colin

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 09, 2021

Happy Bean Juice

When you make a mix of coffee beans, sugar, and water to make the Happy Bean Juice. It also is known as Zoom-Zoom Juice

Guy 1: Hey man you want some Happy bean juice and go on a jog and do some cocaine.
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND.

by PhoNyo May 02, 2020

No Shower Happy Hour

To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.

Let’s hit the OD for no shower happy hour

by StinkTree August 19, 2020

happy birthday felicia

When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...

"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia

by JayWayne November 06, 2015